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6.17.2009

Things I've learned about Canada

You can be charged with drunk driving if you’re drunk and near a car, the RCMP lie when they taser and kill people, the leader of the opposition is a milquetoast who can’t make up his mind, the PM is a fascist, they’re introducing mandatory minimum sentencing drug laws that have helped destroy the U.S., text-message fees are marked up 4900%, our health minister believes in non-nuclear isotopes, our Science Minister doesn't believe in evolution, the Federal Natural Resources Minister has a complete retard for an assistant, the Brampton MP abuses her household help and our MPs quietly and secretly decided that they will not reveal how they claim expenses just in case the scandal that brought down the Brit MPs causes the same fury here. WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!

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